{"title":"Shop All","description":"\u003cp\u003eEverything we make. It is not a long list yet.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"neoprene-or-nothing-snob-sleeve","title":"Neoprene or Nothing. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68080733978775,"sku":"NS-NON-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_neoprene-or-nothing_fb2f29ca-6af7-4eee-b77a-08a8b4cdc0f5.png?v=1792291788"},{"product_id":"neoprene-or-nothing-tee-black","title":"Neoprene or Nothing Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68080734109847,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68080734142615,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68080734175383,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68080734208151,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68080734240919,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68080734273687,"sku":"NS-NON-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/new_tee_neoprene-or-nothing_1068x1188_9a4840e2-e751-45f6-8258-571d16cb640d.png?v=1792351928"},{"product_id":"warm-beer-is-a-choice-not-mine-snob-sleeve","title":"Warm Beer Is a Choice. Not Mine. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360535703,"sku":"NS-WBIACN-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_warm-beer-is-a-choice-not-mine_376c18e8-9047-48d4-b2ec-6713e6084717.png?v=1792338474"},{"product_id":"foam-is-for-amateurs-snob-sleeve","title":"Foam Is for Amateurs. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360634007,"sku":"NS-FIFA-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_foam-is-for-amateurs_73df5952-0575-4712-a3f5-25b227acfae9.png?v=1792338520"},{"product_id":"cold-beer-high-standards-snob-sleeve","title":"Cold Beer. High Standards. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360666775,"sku":"NS-CBHS-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_cold-beer-high-standards_0eb592a3-1bd4-43ac-b542-13d3bfcaa961.png?v=1792338539"},{"product_id":"drink-it-cold-snob-sleeve","title":"Drink It Cold. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360699543,"sku":"NS-DIC-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_drink-it-cold_c89b6697-3d24-43d8-b86a-ac414f1567e9.png?v=1792338557"},{"product_id":"back-pocket-always-snob-sleeve","title":"Back Pocket. Always. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360765079,"sku":"NS-BPA-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_back-pocket-always_cda79a3d-ae05-48d7-918d-1b54d7c6fe0f.png?v=1792338596"},{"product_id":"no-foam-ever-snob-sleeve","title":"No Foam, Ever. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68081360797847,"sku":"NS-NFE-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_no-foam-ever_d9532d49-0342-4fee-9cb1-01398d77cbae.png?v=1792338576"},{"product_id":"warm-beer-is-a-choice-not-mine-tee-black","title":"Warm Beer Is a Choice. Not Mine Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Your beer, your problem. The front says so.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081360896151,"sku":"1836873","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081360928919,"sku":"2925027","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081360961687,"sku":"6188460","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081360994455,"sku":"9241602","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081361027223,"sku":"7178436","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081361059991,"sku":"8638083","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_warm-beer-is-a-choice-not-mine_1b4a36e0-0d33-4025-81b6-13918a75bba7.png?v=1792301795"},{"product_id":"foam-is-for-amateurs-tee-black","title":"Foam Is for Amateurs Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Foam had its chance. The front says the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081361158295,"sku":"8642809","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081361191063,"sku":"6396079","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081361223831,"sku":"4649254","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081361256599,"sku":"6115350","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081361289367,"sku":"2356041","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081361322135,"sku":"8156698","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_foam-is-for-amateurs_df4412b9-6359-404c-ad31-231f9afd28af.png?v=1792302048"},{"product_id":"cold-beer-high-standards-tee-black","title":"Cold Beer. High Standards Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Standards high, beer cold. The front explains.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081361354903,"sku":"7171378","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081361387671,"sku":"2730908","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081361420439,"sku":"3247832","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081361453207,"sku":"3345225","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081361485975,"sku":"7075376","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081361518743,"sku":"4489493","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_cold-beer-high-standards_8a075064-a985-4a53-af03-6126c715d072.png?v=1792302303"},{"product_id":"drink-it-cold-tee-black","title":"Drink It Cold Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Three words of advice. Printed on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081361649815,"sku":"8434141","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081361682583,"sku":"9068755","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081361715351,"sku":"5885642","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081361748119,"sku":"7025233","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081361780887,"sku":"5244254","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081361813655,"sku":"2260563","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_drink-it-cold_bf273ab0-d4bb-4a7e-9037-eaee344e6e77.png?v=1792302556"},{"product_id":"no-foam-ever-tee-black","title":"No Foam, Ever Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Ever means ever. The front makes it official.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081361846423,"sku":"9930870","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081361879191,"sku":"8951039","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081361911959,"sku":"8318359","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081361944727,"sku":"6589602","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081361977495,"sku":"3694064","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081362010263,"sku":"1782523","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_no-foam-ever_42b9825d-ab8d-4c39-96f7-0b57d4d45ff9.png?v=1792302812"},{"product_id":"back-pocket-always-tee-black","title":"Back Pocket. Always Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. Where the Snob Sleeve lives. The front says so.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68081362272407,"sku":"1899512","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68081362305175,"sku":"3619617","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68081362337943,"sku":"4277577","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68081362370711,"sku":"2397397","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68081362403479,"sku":"8196786","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68081362436247,"sku":"1591912","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_back-pocket-always_82c97c3c-6687-4f9c-bfdd-cc96996c375b.png?v=1792301447"},{"product_id":"noted-snob-sleeve","title":"Noted. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082232328343,"sku":"NS-N-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_noted_ae73d013-b1cc-446b-a59e-4d28aa8cbb28.png?v=1792295447"},{"product_id":"noted-tee-black","title":"Noted Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082232426647,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082232459415,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082232492183,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082232524951,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082232557719,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082232590487,"sku":"NS-N-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_noted_58ac82ef-f633-4864-9ec3-6878f94e28a1.png?v=1792300253"},{"product_id":"stop-yapping-snob-sleeve","title":"Stop Yapping. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082232656023,"sku":"NS-SY-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_stop-yapping_5a662ea6-4203-4438-b20d-2946f514090e.png?v=1792295669"},{"product_id":"stop-yapping-tee-black","title":"Stop Yapping Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082232721559,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082232754327,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082232787095,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082232819863,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082232852631,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082232885399,"sku":"NS-SY-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_stop-yapping_57120cc8-773d-47d5-bdf5-2e2cc93bd7f3.png?v=1792300259"},{"product_id":"cry-about-it-snob-sleeve","title":"Cry About It. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082233016471,"sku":"NS-CAI-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_cry-about-it_41889031-9cfb-4b79-a827-9c723943a969.png?v=1792295744"},{"product_id":"cry-about-it-tee-black","title":"Cry About It Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082233245847,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082233278615,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082233311383,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082233344151,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082233376919,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082233409687,"sku":"NS-CAI-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_cry-about-it_965334aa-c58d-4054-b66d-d224bf6c66bf.png?v=1792300265"},{"product_id":"in-this-economy-snob-sleeve","title":"In This Economy? • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082233507991,"sku":"NS-ITE-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_in-this-economy_489383e1-9f2e-4d4f-801c-de338a2206a1.png?v=1792295818"},{"product_id":"in-this-economy-tee-black","title":"In This Economy? Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082233573527,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082233606295,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082233639063,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082233671831,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082233704599,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082233737367,"sku":"NS-ITE-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_in-this-economy_c7707bf5-5374-4340-ba5a-b1feddfe990f.png?v=1792300284"},{"product_id":"sounds-like-a-you-problem-snob-sleeve","title":"Sounds Like a You Problem. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082236817559,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_sounds-like-a-you-problem_0bd85aa2-6f97-4e70-aef0-6ba5d0c59523.png?v=1792296461"},{"product_id":"sounds-like-a-you-problem-tee-black","title":"Sounds Like a You Problem Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082237014167,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082237046935,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082237079703,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082237112471,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082237145239,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082237178007,"sku":"NS-SLAYP-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_sounds-like-a-you-problem_53c87640-5414-4cc8-ab83-fc36fd628c2a.png?v=1792300305"},{"product_id":"back-in-my-day-snob-sleeve","title":"Back in My Day. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082237243543,"sku":"NS-BIMD-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_back-in-my-day_f31b2f95-5dcd-4e59-b3ed-32a9ca78f68b.png?v=1792296536"},{"product_id":"back-in-my-day-tee-black","title":"Back in My Day Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082237309079,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082237341847,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082237374615,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082237407383,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082237440151,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082237472919,"sku":"NS-BIMD-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_back-in-my-day_7a1d1a7f-078b-4809-bc59-f79b603e73d2.png?v=1792300310"},{"product_id":"ask-your-mother-snob-sleeve","title":"Ask Your Mother. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082237538455,"sku":"NS-AYM-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_ask-your-mother_5b607695-617d-45c5-bc84-27244bb4ae05.png?v=1792296611"},{"product_id":"ask-your-mother-tee-black","title":"Ask Your Mother Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082237603991,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082237636759,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082237669527,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082237702295,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082237735063,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082237767831,"sku":"NS-AYM-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_ask-your-mother_514c9331-4369-44b3-91f1-8c6db2097461.png?v=1792300317"},{"product_id":"no-notes-snob-sleeve","title":"No Notes. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082295537815,"sku":"NS-NN-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_no-notes_bffa0116-003d-42ef-bf57-22767348e8da.png?v=1792297106"},{"product_id":"no-notes-tee-black","title":"No Notes Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082298978455,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082299011223,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082299043991,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082299076759,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082299109527,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082299142295,"sku":"NS-NN-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_no-notes_641bdf4c-bd77-4070-93b8-564909f7743d.png?v=1792300335"},{"product_id":"unc-status-snob-sleeve","title":"Unc Status. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082299502743,"sku":"NS-US-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_unc-status_839c982a-c62f-4d1e-8d70-9e90d0cc9b82.png?v=1792297254"},{"product_id":"unc-status-tee-black","title":"Unc Status Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082299601047,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082299633815,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082299666583,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082299699351,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082299732119,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082299764887,"sku":"NS-US-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_unc-status_2ff2d91a-ea6d-43de-bb49-221a516a5f71.png?v=1792300329"},{"product_id":"who-touched-the-thermostat-snob-sleeve","title":"Who Touched the Thermostat? • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082300387479,"sku":"NS-WTTT-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_who-touched-the-thermostat_6c6d4810-a7ed-4299-96f0-38e2abb48e97.png?v=1792297404"},{"product_id":"who-touched-the-thermostat-tee-black","title":"Who Touched the Thermostat? Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082300518551,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082300551319,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082300584087,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082300616855,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082300649623,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082300682391,"sku":"NS-WTTT-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_who-touched-the-thermostat_1b46208a-1f82-4aa6-affa-46919e291c8a.png?v=1792300323"},{"product_id":"hits-different-snob-sleeve","title":"Hits Different. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082309464215,"sku":"NS-HD-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_hits-different_19e464b7-8ff4-4dfb-9e59-a811088f4b98.png?v=1792297551"},{"product_id":"hits-different-tee-black","title":"Hits Different Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082311561367,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082311594135,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082311626903,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082311659671,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082311692439,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082311725207,"sku":"NS-HD-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_hits-different_4bdcd870-910e-44c2-90f0-f198c0aad893.png?v=1792300271"},{"product_id":"hear-me-out-snob-sleeve","title":"Hear Me Out. • Can Cooler","description":"\u003cp\u003eA real neoprene can cooler. It's neoprene because you're not a noob. Fits a 12oz can. Your beer stays cold, and your standards stay high.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the Snob Sleeve: printed on both sides, made to order. Call it a koozie if you must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eKOOZIE is a registered trademark of Scribe Opco, Inc. (Koozie Group). Neoprene Snob is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Koozie Group. Our can coolers are made and sold by Neoprene Snob.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"Regular 12oz","offer_id":68082314936471,"sku":"NS-HMO-SLEEVE-REG12","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/sleeve_hear-me-out_6ba4b71e-3c9a-46d0-ba25-0ac93d40da77.png?v=1792297625"},{"product_id":"hear-me-out-tee-black","title":"Hear Me Out Tee (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlack, because obviously. Soft Bella+Canvas. The front says the thing, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neoprene Snob","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":68082317951127,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-XS","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":68082317983895,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68082318016663,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68082318049431,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68082318082199,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68082318114967,"sku":"NS-HMO-TEE-BLK-2XL","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/5644\/9943\/files\/tee_hear-me-out_d912d513-207c-430b-8e27-bb613cc12f36.png?v=1792300277"}],"url":"https:\/\/neoprenesnob.com\/collections\/shop-all.oembed?page=2","provider":"Neoprene Snob","version":"1.0","type":"link"}